You are the coolest, always have been, and I love you for it. You don’t judge, you understand how cannabis can help with all sorts of things in life, and you roll some pretty classic joints. Or so I’ve heard!
But Mom—we’ve got to talk about the weed you’ve been getting from your sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s cousin all these years. You deserve to get beautiful Humboldt County flower! And today’s edibles are fire! They’re precisely dosed and measured, so unlike those knock-your-socks-off brownies of your heyday, you can precisely control them. That makes them great for micro-dosing.
Not only are these Valhalla sour watermelon gummies safe and perfectly measured, they’re delicious and long-lasting. The indica strain is just the thing for a beautiful evening twilight that leads to an incredible night’s sleep or act as an all-day pain reliever.
I hope you love them as much as I love having a mom as cool as you.
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