GIFT GUIDE | For your friends with awful in-laws

Justin Caffier
Dec 9, 2019

Perhaps you’re one of the lucky few whose holiday family gatherings are blissful, carefree reunions where everyone gets along and the only political discussion is about your little cousin’s class president campaign is going. For most of us, however, big family get-togethers tend to inevitably result in a few ruffled feathers, if not full on shouting matches. And in this politically hyper-charged moment in history, with a huge election right around the corner and everything feeling like a hill worth dying on, things may devolve faster than usual this holiday season.

And if you’ve got some friends or family who will be going through such an ordeal, be their hero and give them a gift of one of these more potent pot products that’ll help them take the aggressive edge off before engaging in all that mess and risking the wrath of their in-laws. These will have them feeling too great to want to stir the pot and able to ride out the storm if someone else drags them into a debate.

Triple Seven
A few glasses of wine into the big holiday dinner, when discussions start getting heated and voices begin to rise, your giftee will be thrilled to be able to excuse themselves for a quick smoke break if you supply them with one of the harder strains from our friends at Triple Seven like Wedding Cake, Blackjack, or Rollex OG. A few deep pulls should give them enough armor to head back to the table and weather whatever fire and brimstone topic will be argued about next.

Heavy Hitters
We get that not all family members are going to be accepting of cannabis just yet, so for someone who needs a more discreet approach to taking the edge off, we recommend giving them an oil cartridge from Heavy Hitters. With various sized cartridges that fit a wide range of batteries, it’s never been easier to sneak some hits in on the downlow. And no matter their preferences, they’ve got just the strong strain, including Cherry Lime, Jack Herer, Pineapple Express and more. Who knows? Maybe the chilled-out energy your buddy exudes after a few rips of these cartridges will be infectious.

Fuego
The person with the truly nutty family who will likely reach their absolute limit after hearing umpteen conspiracy theories from the kooky uncle, is going to need a maximum strength THC dose to make it through to the other side. And if you’re looking to help them out with that, look no further than Fuego’s High Potency Drops. These drops are engineered to deliver as much punch as possible and are absolutely NOT for beginners, so be sure they proceed with caution, going extra low and slow. The ensuing full-spectrum high will be sure to keep them zoned out for the rest of that night’s tinfoil hat ramblings.

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