GIFT GUIDE | For your Deadhead grandpa

Justin Caffier
Dec 12, 2019

The cannabis market is blossoming and attracting newcomers from all walks of life to experience all the amazing things the plant can do. While it’s great that so many newbies are getting the lay of the land, let’s not forget about the old heads who’ve been quietly “puff, puff, pass”-ing since their first muddy joint at Woodstock.

These old-school smokers have been so far around the block that they’re in a different neighborhood. By now, they know just what they do and don’t like when it comes to flower, and have no interest in futzing around with fancy edibles or high-tech vapes. If you’re looking for something for the guy who still partakes, but without all that modern nonsense, we’ve got just the thing.

Humboldt Farms Purple Punch Premium
To some, all the strains feel pretty similar, so why bother with all the razzle dazzle when you can be utilitarian and simply go indica, sativa, or hybrid. If your giftee takes that type of no-nonsense approach, they’re sure to love some California-grown classic nugs from Humboldt Farms. What better way to an understated but still cool guy than with an understated but still cool gift.

Classix Sour DIesel
Some old timers never left the life and can regale you with Grateful Dead show parking lot tales from when Jerry Garcia’s beard was just a goatee all the way to John Mayer’s last Dead & Company tour. While they Steal Your Face, you can put a smile on theirs with sour diesel flower from Classix.

Triple Seven Rollex OG
The modern classic man may still end a long day by kicking back with a bourbon on rocks, but there’s an increasing likelihood that he’ll accompany that with some puffs of green. If you’re stuck on what to get this evolved Don Draper, you can’t go wrong with some Rollex OG from Triple Seven.

Flow Kana Lava Cake
His guitar-noodling skills may have diminished over the years, but his joints remain as tightly rolled as they were in his twenties. If this sounds like your guy, hook him up with some rolling papers and a jar of lava cake and see if he’ll roll you guys one to share on a stroll. We’re pretty sure that ask will be even more cherished than the green. Just don’t let the subsequent high let him convince you to listen to his mangled attempt at “Stairway to Heaven.”

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